Quiet Please: Currently In Session

Good morning world.  Welcome to my life… Me:  <Presses on button> Dell computer:  <windows power up jingle> “Dun dun da dun….”  <waits 7 minutes to load> <virus software kicks in running scans + slowing down operation> Me: “Whenever you’re ready PC…how would you like to start today?” Dell computer: <pop up noise> “Low Disk Space.”…